... And Then...

"... And then Buffy staked Edward. The End."
~Piece of Flair, Off of a good friend's Facebook page.

References both Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Twilight. Vampire quote in general.

It didn't work...

William the Bloody: It didn’t work. It didn’t work. The costume. Didn’t help. Couldn’t hide. No more mind games. No more mind. Eh! Eh! Eh! No touching! Am I flesh? Am I flesh to you? Feed on flesh. My flesh. Nothing else. Not a spark. Oh. Fine. Flesh then. Sold through. Get it hard. Service the girl. (Reaches down to unzip his pants when Buffy grabs his hands and yells “No! Stop it!” and pushes him to the ground.) Right. Girl doesn’t want to be serviced. Because there’s no spark. Hey, you ain’t a soddin’ engine?
Buffy Summers: Spike, have you completely lost your mind?
William the Bloody: Well, yes. Where have you been all night?
Buffy Summers: You thought you could just come back here and be with me?
William the Bloody: First time for everything. I tried to find it, of course. The spark. The missing... the piece that fit. That make me fit because you didn’t want... Oh, I can’t. Not with you looking. (He turns away from Buffy, then gets up, walking away from her.) I dreamed of killing you. I think they were dreams. So weak. You make me weak, thinking of you. All in myself and spilling useless buckets of salt over you... ending. Angel.. he (laugh) should have warned me. Thinking that she’ll forget it, but it’s here. In me. All the time. (laugh) Spark. I wanted to give you what you deserve. And I got it. They put the spark in me and now all it does... is burn. Heh, bit worse for wear for lack of use. It’s what you wanted, right? It’s what you wanted, right? And now everybody’s in here, talking. Everything I did. Everyone I... and him. And it. The thing beneath. Beneath you. It’s here too. Everybody. They all just tell me go... go.. to hell.
Buffy Summers: Why? Why did you...
William the Bloody: Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn’t for her, to be hers? To be the kind of man who would never... To be a kind of man. (He begins to walk towards a rather large wooden cross.) And she shall look on him with forgiveness, and everybody will forgive and love. And he will be loved. So everything’s okay, right? (As he lays his arms and head on the cross, like a backwards crucifix.) Can we rest now? Buffy? Can we rest?

~Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7

I hate this...

"I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that there’s evil and that I was chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadn’t been. I know a lot of you wish I hadn’t been either. This isn’t about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Not when it’s army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning I’m opening the seal. I’m going down into the Hellmouth and I’m finishing this once and for all. Right now you’re asking yourselves what makes this different. What makes us more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? It’s true. None of you have the power that faith and I do. So here’s the part where you make a choice. What if you could have that power? Now. In every generation one slayer is born because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of this scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a slayer, will be a slayer. Every girl who could have the power, will have the power. Can’t stand up, will stand up. Slayers. Every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?"

~Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7

There was this...

"There was this other apocalypse this one time, and well, I took off. But this time I’m, I don’t know... Well, I guess I was kind of new to being around humans before. But now I’ve seen a lot more, gotten to know people, seen what they’re capable of, and I guess I just realize how amazingly screwed up they all are. I mean really, really screwed up in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they... they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet here’s the thing. When it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never, they never quit."

~Anyanka, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7

You're right...

"You’re right. We don’t know how to fight it. We don’t know when it will come. We can’t run, can’t hide. Can’t pretend it’s not the end, ‘cause it is. And something’s always been there to try and destroy the world. We’ve beaten them back. Well, we’re not dealing with them anymore. We’re dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First. I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of hell, and it’s gonna swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. We’re not ready. They’re not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse,? Oh we’ll give ‘em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now, ‘cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I’ll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that’s us."

~Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7

Of course she won't...

"(as Warren) Of course she won’t understand, sparky. I’m beyond her understanding. She’s a girl! It’s sugar and spice and everything useless unless you’re baking. I’m more than that. More than flesh. (as Glory) More than blood, I’m... you know, I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh my name will be on everyone’s lips. Assuming their lips haven’t been torn off. And not just yet. That’s all right though. (as Adam) I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She’s exactly where I want her to be. And so are you number 17. You’re right where you belong. (as Mayor Wilkins) So what d’you think you’d get your soul back and everything would be jim dandy? A soul’s slipperier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought you’d be your own man. And I respect that. But you (as Drusilla) never will. You’ll always be mine. You’ll always be in the dark with me, singing out little songs. You like our little songs, don’t you? You’ve always liked them. Right from the beginning. And that’s where we’re going. (as The Master) Right back to the beginning. And a bang, not the word, the true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I think we’re all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You’ll learn you’re a pathetic shmuck if it hasn’t sunk in already. Look at you, trying to do what’s right. Just like her, you still don’t get it. Not about right, not about wrong. (as Buffy) It’s about power."

~The First, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 7

I was happy...

"I was happy. Wherever I was, I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was alright. I knew it. Time didn’t mean anything. Nothing had form, but I was still me, you know? And I was warm. And I was loved. And I was finished. Complete. I don’t understand theology, or dimensions, or any of it really. But I think I was in heaven, and now I’m not. I was torn out of there, pulled out by my friends. Everything here is hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch. This is hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that, knowing what I’ve lost. They can never know. Never."

~Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 6